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So .. Do you guys have any submission ideas or do I have to pull some out of my ass?

juzt-manly-thingz:

13 year old’s are getting drunk, high, and having sex? When I was 13 I was shooting up heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies. 

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too


is that comic sans?

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

is that comic sans?

A message from Anonymous
As a gay boy, am I allowed to sing feminism songs in the first person (like Hard Out Here by Lily Allen)?

what? I’m bi i do what ever I want too fuck people.

But to answer your question…

it is only possible if you have gravy with you. if not then you have to purchase gravy in the game and in real life. unfortunately gravy was outlawed in all states in america except chicago, so therefore unless you live in chicago you cannot roll your windows down because you need gravy. but who really needs to roll their windows down anyway? i, personally think that watermelons taste a lot like cantelope but who knows. i guess life doesn’t turn out the way you want it. one day we will all die and one day we won’t but the important thing is to just be yourself. if you just be yourself then people will like you. every single person will will like you. even stalin the dopeyhead. i can’t help but feel a little sad for the children. they spent so much time and put so much effort into their work but for what? a swift kick in the keister and another one on the way. i don’t know i just think that the economy is so bad today that nothing really matters. i guess it all depends on the person. me? well im an optimist thank you very much. a glass half full is a glass half full but if you really wanna go around drinking water every day you should eat mee krob. it is good for you especially if you have cancer or aids. if not i suggest eating dairy products for the rest of your live. i don’t but. but who am i anyway? yeah, just a fat backpack who never got to be a fireman so had to become a pilot for a plane. i piloted the day of september 11, 2001. i know what you are thinking “am i an angel?” and the answer is yes. i had aids once but i passed it on. rough time. having aids. i had to eat out of the toilet because my great great uncle hated me. lonely kid i am. but seriously why the big fuss. it happened to me too. who am i kidding? well i have to go now but really think about what i said it will help you if you ever want to become and make a career of being a computer electronical supervising pinneapple one day. so long. i love you……………………..but for how long?

With Love,

Austin

A message from Anonymous
Was the submission about cutting off your dick for a guitar string show a picture of Niall Horan?

I guess you’ll never know…

collegehumor:

pancakes-and-penguins:

This is the single best post I’ve ever seen. 

Parents need to teach their children these man tips.

I can agree

-Austin

happy holidazeee

happy holidazeee

He died for your sins and came back as a zombie

He died for your sins and came back as a zombie

☮ follow for manly soft grunge ☯

☮ follow for manly soft grunge ☯

oscar the grouch is made out of weed

oscar the grouch is made out of weed

Oh yes yum yum updated info shit what 

rub that butter on me

i like it to drizzle down my left nut.

I’ll be making a few minor changes to the information side of the blog please do feel free to ignore it or don’t idfc.

you might have aids

-With Love, Austin

A message from Anonymous
perhaps some more meth would help

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